A journey through hell.

"Oh, 2001! One if my favorite years of all time!"

22:31   6-23-14

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9:39   12-29-13   1,738 notes

I’m not suicidal but my work thinks I should kill myself.

I’m not suicidal but my work thinks I should kill myself.

4:33   11-29-13   1 note

Keep it simple

You know someone watches a lot of porn because they want to do all the moves they’ve seen when you sleep with them.

19:39   11-24-13

Honestly some people do deserve to die. The ones that don’t contribute to humanity and the ones that are apparently so fucking stupid that they don’t know it.

2:18   11-10-13

divascreech:

when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move

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0:25   11-8-13   37,727 notes

When people are surprised by my work responsibilities

allmyfriendsarewhite:

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18:47   11-1-13   15 notes

Looking like shit and hopping in spaceships.

19:33   8-28-13   2 notes

Clearly

The phrase “Work smart not hard” is another way of saying “Just be lazy.”

16:37   7-20-13

iamsooochangeable:

Benedict talks about ”To the ends of the earth’

Just look at his hands…

20:46   7-16-13   1,129 notes